Special Adaptation

Po was chatting me up this morning while I was getting ready. There is always something special about mascara for my kids. They love the stuff. So when I pulled it out, Po was right on top of it. "Can I open it? I know how. I know how to twist it and pull the thing out. And can I wear some? And can I do it myself? And what is mascara supposed to do, anyway?"

I explained, "mascara helps make women's eyes look bigger."

He didn't miss a beat. "Oh, so you can scare away all the bullies!"