Arizona Metaphor

Po sat down in my lap this evening for me to read him a bedtime story. "OUCH!" He said. "Something hurt me."

I wondered what it could be.

He looked into my lap, then stroked my leg. "That's it! Your leg feels like a cactus!"

I should have told him that it's his fault since I slave over him and his well being all day, I don't always have the time or the...well those just would have been excuses. I just laughed until I almost peed, which would have been super attractive streaming down my cacti.