So I'll occasionally let him pick out a bottle. Apple, pear, cranberry...whatever. This last time he picked out Strawberry Kid Champagne. He's having a glass with dinner, and he says "Mommy, since I'm having Strawberry Kid Champagne, I think I need a strawberry in it.
Really? Really. Does he know that's a thing? He can't. "So you want a strawberry to enhance the flavor of the Champagne?" I inquired.
"Yes."
"Okay, buddy, you got it." So I pulled a strawberry out of the fridge, washed it, and dropped it in his plastic Champagne glass.
"But..." he protested.
"Nope. Grownups do it with the stems on."
"O....K..." He took a swig. "Mmmmmmmmmm! WAY better!"
Don't ever fault me for not teaching my kid the essentials in life.
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